I Cannot Believe I Am Saying This But Chase Is The Most ‘authentic’ Australian Character Ive Seen

this specific expression Wilson makes whenever House is talking and accidentally admits to something deeply distressing is so funny. psychiatrist stare

Uhmmm my doctor just said he had to call House? Please don’t???

House MD + text posts pt. ∞

I love reading the BPD criteria and seeing how this guy lines up with the MAJORITY OF THE SYMPTOMS

an actual canon, legitimate conversation between house and wilson AT WORK:

House: I need my apartment key back.

Wilson: If you’re breaking up with me, can we at least talk about it first?

House: Maybe if you weren’t all nag, and no shag…

Wilson: I don’t sleep with married men.

you cannot make this shit up.

This song is very Chase coded to me

House maxxing but it's extremely uncomfortable and off-putting period cramps and paracetamol

HES SO SILLY!! (I say as he confesses to a priest that he killed a man(yes I’m on THAT episode))

I am a comedic genius

HEY SO I WENT TO LOOK AT JAMES WILSON'S WIKI PAGE CAUSE I WANTED TO CHECK SOMETHING AND-

WHAT WAS THAT LAST ONE??