Guess Who Is So Scared To Ever Ask For Help

things i say that confuse and worry my coworkers:

“happy birthday” every time i hand them something

“well, that’s not ideal” whenever something is going wrong

“we are in the timeline that god abandoned” whenever i’m mildly inconvenienced

“can’t you see that your fighting is tearing this family apart?” whenever two or more coworkers are arguing

referring to taking medication as “eating medicine”

“time to go back to prison!” when putting animals back in their cages

referring to inanimate objects as (s)he, particularly when i break something and say “oh no, he’s dead.” this concerns them especially when i follow it up with “that’s not ideal”

“what are they gonna do, fire me?”

This could save lives so I thought I’d share!

hey guys does anyone know where I can find respite from the horrors

adhd will get you thinking "i should make this doctors appointment" every day for 7 months and counting

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

support trans people who are unsure of what they want. who dont know how they want to transition or if they want to at all. who dont know if they want to come out, don’t know of they want hormones, or surgery, what name they want

TS tweet (?) 25/1/24:

If you can, please consider donating e-sims, these could potentially be life-saving for those in Gaza!

HERE’S HOW TO DONATE E-SIMS TO SOMEONE IN GAZA

-download the app Simly simly.io

-search for Palestine

-buy one of the options (5gb is good - this is what I’ve been buying)

-screenshot the QR code

-send the screenshot to gazaesims@gmail.com

tiktok stunt haha funny. please talk about the ice raids

Farewell online privacy