(NOTE: NOT ENTIRELY ACCURATE, TW: ASSASSINATION, BRAINROT, PURPOSELY BAD, JORTS)
(NOTE: NOT ENTIRELY ACCURATE, TW: ASSASSINATION, BRAINROT, PURPOSELY BAD, JORTS)
L's missing piece
L sighed a sigh he had never sighed before, the news lined "US PRESIDENT CHARLIE SLIMECICLE IN CRITICAL CONDITION FROM JORT STORM"
"This has to be kiras doing"
L said, he was tired of this case, it was going on too long, he knew kira was light he just had to prove it. He sat in his thinking pose, laying sideways like a fucking madman, he suddenly remembered what he overheard light say earlier ranting to himself in the bathroom after the death of Nagito Komaeda and the Onceler, both killed via heart attack.
"Stupid L, he has no proof of what I've done! I have carefully hidden my tracks. Next I must kill the US president using the ultimate fashion statement JORTS"
Why jorts? L wondered, kira usually used heart attacks to kill his victim, why be so bold? What did President Charlie Slimecicle do? What justice does this serve?
...L sat there and let his mind wander with all the possible reasons light could want the president dead. . . Was kira trying to throw him off?
...
"MY MOTHERS BEEN WHAT?" L heard Lisa Simpson yell from the other room
A French man responded "I fucked your mother, I shall do it again, au revoir"
...L was tired of this loud and busy nonsense. He was going to confront light on his killing of the president, Charlie slimecicle, and prove light is kira once and for all.
(Author note: There's probably not going to be any more of this, unless I get bored and make a part two, now time to go back to working on Act EYWBA and other more serious projects.)
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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
Feelings tonight
Literally sobbing. A judge, a US judge defended us. A judge brought up intersex people, uaing the term intersex, to *defend* us by not allowing our erasure. I'm having a lot of feelings right now
Remus is normally quite the trickster around the Mind Palace, but the holidays have made him a straight up nuisance.
He is hellbent on putting mistletoe over every single area that Patton and I happen to be in. God forbid we stay in the same place together for more than thirty seconds.
And the others don't even discourage it!
Consistently, Roman pulls out his phone to record us, Janus encourages us to "follow the tradition," and Virgil just laughs at us!
big day today
Please, spread this for those who might need it right now
U.S. suicide hotline: call or text 988 (available 24 hours)
U.S. trans lifeline: (877) 565-8860 (when you call, you’ll speak to a trans/nonbinary peer operator. full anonymity and confidentiality)
Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) National Helpline: 1-800-662-HELP (4357) – provides 24/7 confidential support and referrals for individuals and families facing mental health and substance use disorders, including panic attacks and anxiety.
LGBT National Help Center: (888) 843-4564
Trevor Project: Call (866) 488-7386, text START to 678-678, or chat online.
Take care of yourself and each other. Please stay safe ♡
In honor of the Ides of March approaching, here’s the trash can I wrote on 2 years ago and only touch up in March
support trans people who are unsure of what they want. who dont know how they want to transition or if they want to at all. who dont know if they want to come out, don’t know of they want hormones, or surgery, what name they want
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Call me Virgil, I steal pancreas, and I randomly hyperfixate on random things. Enjoy your stay on my strange little page.|Any pronouns
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