All Of The Trash Bins Were Replaced With New Orange Ones That Made Accordion Sounds When You Moved Them.

Slow progress is still progress.

Please fucking lie to your employer. Like they don’t need to know your mental health issues or what drugs you do. Ffs

adhd will get you thinking "i should make this doctors appointment" every day for 7 months and counting

getting reblogged by a gimmick blog on here is truly the highest honour. like screw getting rich, this is what real success looks like

Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire

We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky

Reblog to let prev know their presence is wanted

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

If you don't give enough of a shit, you can use names instead of actual verbs and it can still make sense, for instance "I will Teruteru your ass if you keep that up"