Roman: Can We Improve On FOMO..? Logan: The Fear Of Missing Out, Or Is This Another Acronym? Virgil:

things i say that confuse and worry my coworkers:

“happy birthday” every time i hand them something

“well, that’s not ideal” whenever something is going wrong

“we are in the timeline that god abandoned” whenever i’m mildly inconvenienced

“can’t you see that your fighting is tearing this family apart?” whenever two or more coworkers are arguing

referring to taking medication as “eating medicine”

“time to go back to prison!” when putting animals back in their cages

referring to inanimate objects as (s)he, particularly when i break something and say “oh no, he’s dead.” this concerns them especially when i follow it up with “that’s not ideal”

“what are they gonna do, fire me?”

The sander sides fixation from middle school came back full throttle, S1 virgil you will always be famous, VIRGIL PUT IT DOWN /ref

Pro.ship go away, do not use for ai (reblogs loved pleaseplease)

You ever just come up with something inexplicably and your brain just does not let it die?

When in doubt, curse to hell and back, if your lucky you might get someone to help you

The US is truly incomprehensible

Look Up

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I don't usually dabble in realism - but this was a gift for someone very meaningful in my life. And some things just deserve to be painted as they are.

Nagito: My name is Nagito Komeada-

Me and my cousin, in perfect unison: shut up your the Hope Pope now

We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky

Remus is normally quite the trickster around the Mind Palace, but the holidays have made him a straight up nuisance.

He is hellbent on putting mistletoe over every single area that Patton and I happen to be in. God forbid we stay in the same place together for more than thirty seconds.

And the others don't even discourage it!

Consistently, Roman pulls out his phone to record us, Janus encourages us to "follow the tradition," and Virgil just laughs at us!