(mouthful Of Dick Voice) Lmao Faggot

House playing the sims on his DS and making him and Wilson in the game and either:

1. making them kiss, or

2. doing everything in his power to stop making them kiss but it's like they have a mind of their own and they keep trying to fuck each other

he gets figured out because he very cagily snaps his DS shut whenever someone comes in the room and barely lets it out of his sight

somewhere on their painfully platonic post-canon road trip house and wilson end up in a super queer part of whichever city and decide to stay for a week or two because it's safe and walkable and they just think it's funny they can see drag queens at brunch. but then they keep getting stopped by young gays telling them they're such a beautiful couple and its clear they've been together for decades and it must've been sooo hard to be gay in the 80s and 90s and wilson is like um well and house is like oh mary you have no idea and starts talking about queer history and recounting way-too-specific-to-be-made-up stories about protests and nightclubs and friends he lost to the AIDS crisis. and wilson is like i had no idea?? and house is like jimmy we met when i was in my 30s did you think i was just sitting around doing nothing until then. pls

i will fry you in butter, garlic, and herbs

Wilson as snoopy and House as Woodstock :)

the stethoscope is on the knob

house’s team looks like this

3rd time the charm

guys,,,, wilsons ambidextrous??

if i were married to wilson i would simply let him cheat on me with house. thats literally the only way to maintain the marriage successfully. maybe the other mrs wilsons should've tried that first