I Swear… “but You Don’t Need A Device With A Headphone Jack, Your Headphones Are Bluetooth”.

hmm

I have two of these! I have a normal displacer beast and a translucent displacer beast, and also several old bakugan

I would say a bakugan is about the size of a human eyeball, maybe a little bigger. (For scale help)

Submission for weird dice Wednesday:

This big d20 turns into a dragon

(Bakugan for scale)

I have no idea how big a bakugan is. Maybe I just don't know sizes - Paper

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Submission for weird dice Wednesday. This big d20 turns into a dragon. Bakugan for scale )

Techno in Genloss [Redraw]

I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.

And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!

Frankenstein AU where the Creature, upon returning to seek terrible vengeance on Victor after realizing the tragic existence he's been forced into, takes a few days extra to actually, you know, observe Victor and see what he's like, to learn how best to enact his revenge. And he comes to the conclusion that, "Actually, I don't need to do anything, this idiot's going to ruin his own life without any outside interference, and I kinda wanna see how he does it."

Victor then proceeds to continue with his previously demonstrated levels of making good life choices, while now also constantly looking over his shoulder for his Creation and having the vapors at every little thing because oh noes, it's The Monster come back to Get Him-!!!

The Creature: (watching all this unfold through binoculars like it's a soap opera while sneaking in to help himself to Victor's larder and library when he feels like it, and also occasionally hiding small but vital objects, like Victor's keys or shaving blade, in weird spots in the house) Wow, it really does take an incredibly smart man to be quite this stupid, doesn't it?

Who is CHEEZBOT and more importantly do they have any cheese?

WOOOO

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