Macaque to MK: First rule of battle, kid... Don't ever let them know where you are.
Sun Wukong, shooting out of frame: WOO-HOO! I'M RIGHT HERE! I'M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O' ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! WOO-HOO!
Macaque: 'Course, there're other schools of thought.
Dashi, about Wuya: Can I tell her she looks nice?
Chase: Sure.
Dashi: Can I tell her I respect her?
Chase: Maybe, if she asks.
Dashi: Should I show her an oil painting I made of us surrounded by our giant dragon and four rock monsters?
Chase: …
Chase: I’d save that for later.
So I started reading the new "Journey to the West" translation for reference and this bit almost killed me:
Nezha's baby face belied his powers as a warrior; he was extraordinary agile - able to fly, leap and transform at will - and was armed, moreover, with six magic weapons.
"Who's this dumpling?" Monkey asked. "What business do you have with me?"
"Monstrous monkey!" shouted Nezha. "How dare you not recognize me? For I am Prince Nezha, third son of Heavenly King Li. I am here on the orders of the Jade Emperor to capture you."
This made Monkey laugh a good deal. "Does your mother know you're out, little princeykins? How many baby teeth have you lost already? I'll spare you this time for the sake of your adorable chubby cheeks."
I mean no wonder he's so pissed all the time; this also perfectly explains his relationship with Wukong.
Saw this LEGO Dreamzzz minifig without context and my first reaction was: "Noo! Not Jay having another emo phase! 😭"
A Lego Brick Separator?
PERRY THE LEGO BRICK SEPARATOR?!
Sora: So, Master Lloyd, do you have a crush on anyone?
Lloyd: The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety.
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