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Poorly done meme, but I wouldn't blame them if this was their first reaction

Chase: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?

Wuya: How am I supposed to know?

Dashi: You say, as if we don't use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.

Wuya: *sighs*

Wuya: You wouldn't be trapped.

Don't mind me. Just saw a bunch of homophobic Ninjago comments on YouTube so I'm making these as a coping mechanism:

Geo: Do you love me?

Cole: We’re literally married.

Geo: Yeah, but as friends or—

Geo: Is something burning?

Cole, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

Geo: Cole, the toaster is literally on fire.

The toaster:

Cole: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Geo!

Geo: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight

Cole: Geo and I are no longer dating.

Geo: Cole, that’s a horrible way of telling the kids we’re getting married.

Cole: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

Geo: This is a lie.

Geo: I'm literally dating him. This is a lie.

Geo: HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

Cole: We both look very handsome tonight.

Geo: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."

Cole: I couldn't take that chance.

Cole: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Geo: It was autocorrect.

Cole: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

Geo: Yes.

Geo: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Cole: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to his knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Geo: That one. I want that one.

Geo: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Cole: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

Geo: The stars are so beautiful...

Cole: They're just giant balls of gas.

Geo: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-

Cole: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.

Geo: Oh...

Ninjago as aroace Tumblr comments

Jay: What if people had food names and food had people names?

Kai: Hey, Noodle, we're having cole for dinner.

Zane: What is wrong with you people?

Kai: Shut up, Popsicle.

Same energy