I'm Genuinely Having So Much Fun Writing A Jock Protagonist. Can't Believe I Never Tried This Before.

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

ok tumblr, maybe you can help me. i’m thinking of a spirk fic where kirk and spock are captured and spock is shot in front of jim, so he thinks he’s dead. jim finds out later that spock actually hasn’t died because spock rescues him and jim has a pretty bad reaction to the whole thing. this is only a part of the fic, though… any of it sounding familiar?

Cute

Some new keychains available in my Etsy shop 

Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?

Wait, is Orym's bananas high perception a trauma response to not spotting the assassins that killed his husband coming? Is it literally 'Nobody will ever be able to sneak up on the people I care about like that again?'

Like, in my head, I was going 'oh haha, this is Liam trying to make the perfect counter to someone like Vax, someone who can beat a high level rogue's minimum stealth role,' but like... in character? In character this is a man who has decided he'll never let anyone catch him unawares again.

#cute

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