Weenyhutjrs - Silly Lil Guy

Piper: Percy, what's your type?

Percy: Annabeth

Piper: That's sweet.

Thalia: It's also a lie, his type is blonds

Percy: That's not true!

Thalia: The first person you ever had a crush on was a blond man.

Percy: I met Annabeth long before I met Jason.

Leo: *spews water* Jason???

Thalia: I was talking about Luke.

Percy: I never had a crush on Luke!?!

Thalia: That's bullshit.

Leo: Are we gonna talk about the Jason thing or... No....? Okay.

Percy: No it's not!

Connor: It most definitely is.

Percy: What?

Travis: You blushed every time you were around him.

Percy: I- I did not!

Clarisse: Yeah you did.

Percy: No....?

Nico: Even the way you talked about him sometimes I could tell you had a crush on him at one point.

Percy: *flabbergasted* I- I huh???

Percy: Did I????

Annabeth: *walks over* Hey Perce can you- What did you guys do to him?

Percy: *wide eyed staring at the ground, mumbling incoherently*

Thalia: He's having an existential crisis, give him a minute.

Actually on the subject of Alabaster, it feels very telling that Haley (author of Son of Magic, Rick's son) wrote a character who hates Percy Jackson. What with Percy being Rick's interpretation of Haley and all. I would also hate it if my father kept calling me a stupid burden in his books.

its fucking dember.

Sup😎

Reblog if you ship Sokka and Zuko

If you ship them, you are not alone. You’re only as insane as the rest of us.

i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths

Same I think I may need glasses (Update: Got some glasses still looks the same😔)

“Chris Hemsworth confirms he’s finished playing Thor”

Wow suddenly I can’t read

One of these days I'm going to compile a bunch of your Luke and Percy headcanons, put them in a sock, and start violently beating the two of them with it

They change so often you're going to need a really big sock. Maybe a blue one knit out of yarn. I think I know these three old ladies who could hook you up....

The first caption idea

that came to mind was

Deceits first attempt at cooking😂

@william-snekspeare

everyday i wake up thinking about “if she touched me with any kind of gentleness, i would collapse against her”

when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question