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how i sleep knowing i will pirate every single thing released on disney plus

Welp, that is awesome

Sidenote I am a giant Overwatch Fan

well i just like the idea of Sombra and McCree being best buddies. Also yes Jesse’s asking for Hanzo’s number ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

top 5 tumblr raps of the decade

5. cowboy rap

4. underwater monk

3. slurp on my gurt

2. bone removal, without approval

1. my dick don't work

What! The! Fuck!?!

This sure as hell ain't funny anymore

fun things to slip into conversation include

“i’m kinda fucking w/ the fourth wall here but-”

some iconic dialogue that sounds like its from the great canon of literature but are actually from memes

I will face God and walk backwards into Hell

“I’ll do whatever you want” “then perish”

I have been through hell and come out singing

feel free to add more!

Need to remember these

fuck it up buttercup