im sorry but what the ACTUAL FUCK. HOW THE FUCK AM I MEANT TO KNOW THIS?!
if you understand music theory, i am BEGGING YOU, help me.
I feel like aizawa and class 1A would get life 360 because aizawa wants to know where they are in case of a villain attack but eventually it gets turned on him and he gets messages from everyone like "Mr aizawa can u get us maccas pls?"
id also like to imagine that izuku, being the nervous wreck he is, only has his location turned on for aizawa, bakugo, todoroki, and MAYBE Allmight.
Vigilante Izuku: I learned some very valuable lessons from this. Shouta: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away. Vigilante Izuku: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.
Vigilante Izuku: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat? Sansa: >:O language Nezu: Yeah watch your fucking language Tsukauchi: OKAY WHO TAUGHT NEZU THE FUCK WORD? Shouta: 'The fuck word'. Hizashi: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time Nezu: Oh my god they censored it Shouta: Say fuck, Hizashi. Nezu: Do it, Hizashi. Say fuck.
I find the best way to deal with being hit by a car is to make a hot chocolate with some chilly and hazelnut in it. It heals your inside wounds!
Why do my noodles smell like cat food?
LMAO FR BUT ME BEING PAN
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Izuku in every vigilante fic be like:
Me personally, I love the fact that my boss accidentally hired staff that are â…“ adhd survivors.
I say this as I myself am an adhd survivor.
Survivor because it's like there's a gremlin on my shoulder making me do things impulsively. I'm a survivor.
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ANYway-
I like to imagine that because Nemuri was really flirty, even when she was young, that once Shouta and Hizashi had gotten together Shouta turned to her like:
Like he pulls it from God knows where and this absolute baby of a man has single-handedly become the most adorable and terrifying thing Nemuri has ever experienced.
Nezu: Time for plan G. Sansa: Don’t you mean plan B? Nezu: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Tsukauchi: What about plan D? Nezu: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Shouta: What about plan E? Nezu: I’m hoping not to use it. The Kid dies in plan E. Vigilante Izuku: I like plan E.