What-do-i-call-thisss

TFP Unicron

sg! bumbleblades be like:

-you wanna be s*xed up, abusive lesbians?

-f*ck no

-why not?

-cause you d be doing all the abusing

-oh like what?

- just weird sh*t; you d like... put a cigarette out on my neck and lick the burn mark

-...so you wanna try it?

-NO-

(scene from class of '09)

😭

Granted if anyone were to suggest that it would be SG!Blades @ BOTH Bees.

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Even though Hornet is...well, Hornet, when it comes to SG!Blades, he is surprisingly docile. Which is a shock to everyone because he's usually not patient with other bots at all. And when considering OUR Blades, even though he's different, Hornet wouldn't wanna hurt him. Once he finally realizes he IS Blades by keeping him in this universe it really fucks him up...

when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever

@fragile-liveanimal-thissideup

Is a motorbike a man?

This one makes me wonder about how one could define a leg. A leg could possibly be described as "an extremity used to move the wielder from one destination to another." If this definition rings true then a wheel, in this context, can be considered a leg. Therefore,

✅️ featherless

✅️ biped

A motorbike is a Man!