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i'll never fucking get over the official splatoon masturbation metaphor. why did she say this. why did nintendo let her say this..

Is my cat a man

(Hes reaching for a pipe cleaner)

✅️ featherless

✅️ biped, although I'd check to see if he's got two arms

Your cat (reaching for a pipe cleaner) is a Man!

Actually you CAN use the same word twice in the same paragraph. The same sentence even. If it's funny, if it's for emphasis, if it's harping on a theme, if you're sexy and you do whatever you want forever. Write on

one braincell transfer (divided by four)