*smiling And Singing While Waving A Knife Around* I’m Definetly Not Giving This Knife Baack

Back at it with the spongebob me boy groupchat and the microwave capitalism

I am ze teddy, I have no emotions.

-t

gay_irl

If you’re phone changes the word fucking to ducking just create a shortcut for the word fucking to ducking.

-t

physically speaking i’m alive and at home. emotionally? i’ve been dead at the bottom of a ravine in vermont for 11 days and they just discovered my body due to heavy snowfall burying me for the past week.

The correct way to organize your locker.

first day of the semester: this isn’t so bad! maybe i actually won’t be an absolute mess this time around.

third day of the semester:

Yes please🥺