Me When The Thing I’m Creating Doesn’t Turn Out Looking Exactly Like How I Imagined It In My Head

I am mud

-t

I got a burn mark on my hand 2 years ago in science class and I passed my teacher in the hall the other day and she asked me if I still had the scar and I shit you not I said "yea but it's okay caus its kinda shaped like Africa :)"

Storytime

I have a friend who’s been collection wet floor signs at school in her locker. She’s asked pretty much everyone she knows to help her out collecting them. So far she has three.

And yes, her whiteboard does say moth.

Bisexual, pansexual, it’s the same thing it’s like being vegan and vegetarian.

-Fabi

Tearing up over how precious Neil Gaiman holds his dearest friend Terry like this..

I recorded this quite certain we wouldn’t win the Hugo Award for the Good Omens tv series. I was wrong. Last night, we won the Hugo. This one is for Terry. 

https://locusmag.com/2020/07/2020-hugo-lodestar-and-astounding-awards-winners/

Is that too many buttons undone for you people? +

I’m a three cup Stanley bitch boy.

-same guy

Don’t sniff chocolate powder.

-eilish

you know what the most beautiful thing in the world is? girls being happy. have you ever seen a girl just being happy? iridescent. stunning. just gorgeous. keep it up

Who’s coming with me to pastel winter town??