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GOD star wars: the clone wars (2008-2014) was the absolute fucking BEST. u do absolutely not anymore buckwild than insane range of emotions that seven seasons can put u thru. obi-wan commits a war crime in the first episode. anakin drinks a space martini. a sixteen-year-old decapitates four men in a single second and it is literally never mentioned again. anakin, obi-wan, and mace windu find SPACE GODZILLA and the entire jedi order collectively drinks We Love Peta™ juice, decide not to kill it, bring it to the capital city, and it breaks out (ofc) and kills, like, a half million people. sheev just hangs out in padme’s office for six whole seasons being, i dunno, evil and absolutely not a single person catches on. there’s a blue guy in a dope-ass big hat who beats every single jedi’s ass and they still only call him, “that guy in the hat.” darth maul’s been living in a literal garbage dump with eight legs for the past ten years. anakin endorses state-sponsored terrorism. padme once contracted the black death. the jedi order tries to prosecute a twelve-year-old for war crimes. maul is forcibly murdered two (2) times over and still lives for some bananas fucking reason. whenever anakin does something mildly risky the darth vader theme plays. yoda asks anakin if they’re friends. the jedi order tries to prosecute a sixteen-year-old for war crimes. a cartoon made for twelve-year-olds has a four-episode arc about government oversight of international banking. this all happens in the range of three years. this show is absolutely fucking nuts.

Me about The Avengers : Endgame

But instead of Council, its The Russos

if you’ve ever felt personalized victimized by CLAMP clap your hands

Have you hugged your firebender yet today?

HOW ABOUT THIS

DISNEY NEEDS TO SCRAP THE ARTEMIS FOWL MOVIE, SELL THE RIGHTS TO A TEAM WHO WILL RESPECT ITS PLOTS. I DONT OF THEY NEED TO GET RID OF CHILD FRIENDLY, MAKE IT RATED R FOR ALL I CARE. GIVE ME MAFIA, GIVE ME THE NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCES, GIVE US THE WEAPONARY WE ENVISIONED AS SMALL CHILDREN. GET A NEW DIRECTOR - ENTIRLY NEW TEAM. AND OFC FIX THIS SHIT:

AGAIN

We don’t care how long it takes, go bankrupt.

Artemis the second KIDNAPS HOLLY

His father DOES NOT KNOW OF THE FARIES AT ALL

Angeline is both physically and mentally ILL

Arty Sr is not, IS NOT A COLLECTOR - HE IS A THEIF A SMUGGLER

Mulch wasn’t the one to narrate the story. ITS CANNON THAT HOLLY DID.

HOLLY IS NOT FUCKING WHITE.

BUTLER IS FUCKING ASIAN.

JULIET IS NOT A SMOL CHILD.

Give us, please, the criminal activities, near death experiences, mental health awareness, and the journey of cover coming the biggest issue Arty had to face,,, Himself. Not this happy little spy kid knock off.

Thank you.

Seriously Double Standards

If a female character is ambitious, she’s a crazy bitch.

If she’s multi-talented, she’s unrealistic.

If she’s emotional, she’s a softy.

If she’s not, she’s a monster.

If she’s strong, she’s a stereotype.

If she’s even a bit problematic, she’s evil.

If she’s beautiful/hot, she’s fanservice.

And male characters can be all of these things and the fanbase would still defend them to death because “OMG they are perfect how dare you attempt to call out my favorite character for their actions”.

Let it all out, let it all out  You don’t have to think your heart is made of steel. – Heavily inspired by @keiid ‘s fanart of the Todoroki siblings <3 I just want them all to be happy :’)) 

actual conversation i had with my friends today

me: omg you remember that fic i was reading that i talked to you about slow burn that was like 16 chapters in and person A hadn’t even show romantic interest in person B yet 

PERSON A JUST GOT JEALOUS OF PERSON B OMG IT’S FUCKING HAPPENING

friend: yayyy 

me: OMG THEY ARE TOUCHING EACH OTHER HANDS

OMGGGGGG PERSON A JUST KISSED PERSON B HAND OMG I FEEL LIKE I’M READING SMUT

and that’s what slow burn fics do to me

Art by Ian (@ian19961)

HEADCANON#6

Person A: What are you doing?

Person B: *squiggling in person A’s arms* Hiding

Person A: …..do you mean hugging?

Person B *pauses* : Did I fucking stutter.

Person B : This is my safe place.

Person B : Now shut up and put your arms around me.