Heye Every One.

pick one. this is your blind date

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(assume that whoever you get is single)

Happy what fucking day is it now? Saturday?

I actually ended up naming them Team Chick

...because I am a coward.

Beatboxing birb

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

I'm good at starting games I'll never finish

Fuck self modesty! Tell me something you know you're great at! I'll start. I'm a great cook.

Me, calling in to my shift supervisor: Gooooooood morning! Are we ready for another super splendiferous day with the public?! 😀

Her: That is too much energy

Me: It iiiiiis fake!! 😀

Her: Still too much energy

Respectfully, Ireland is the best country on the planet

i think the world is ready to see this one :)

ok so i screenshotted this moment because i thought it was pretty cool

the first time we get to see all four elements working together for a common enemy, blah blah blah, but i started laughing because

sokka’s fucking boomerang. sokka threw a fucking boomerang at princess azula, renowned lightning bender and heir-apparent to the throne of the fire nation.

and sokka threw a boomerang at her.