Latest Posts by whoknowsnotmeee - Page 2

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

"How do you write such realistic dialogue-" I TALK TO MYSELF. I TALK TO MYSELF AND I PRETEND I AM THE ONE SAYING THE LINE. LIKE SANITY IS SLOWLY SLIPPING FROM BETWEEN MY FINGERS WITH EVERY MEASLY WORD THEY TYPE OUT. THAT IS HOW.

Dealing With Executive Dysfunction - A Masterpost

The “getting it done in an unconventional way” method.

The “it’s not cheating to do it the easy way” method.

The “fuck what you’re supposed to do” method.

The “get stuff done while you wait” method.

The “you don’t have to do everything at once” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be permanent to be helpful” method.

The “break the task into smaller steps” method.

The “treat yourself like a pet” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be all or nothing” method.

The “put on a persona” method.

The “act like you’re filming a tutorial” method.

The “you don’t have to do it perfectly” method.

The “wait for a trigger” method.

The “do it for your future self” method.

The “might as well” method.

The “when self discipline doesn’t cut it” method.

The “taking care of yourself to take care of your pet” method.

The “make it easy” method.

The “junebugging” method.

The “just show up” method.

The “accept when you need help” method.

The “make it into a game” method.

The “everything worth doing is worth doing poorly” method.

The “trick yourself” method.

The “break it into even smaller steps” method.

The “let go of should” method.

The “your body is an animal you have to take care of” method.

The “fork theory” method.

The “effectivity over aesthetics” method.

closure isnt real they made that shit up for tv and movie

Beatboxing birb

What do y’all mean by you can open orange with hands that thing is unbreakable what the hell

Respectfully, Ireland is the best country on the planet

I wanna know what happens in the surface at night in skyward sword. Whats going on down there? Why am i not allowed to see it? I want to fly at night too.

i feel like being mean :3

Oh, wyrm?

Kingpin

Debate went well

Me, calling in to my shift supervisor: Gooooooood morning! Are we ready for another super splendiferous day with the public?! 😀

Her: That is too much energy

Me: It iiiiiis fake!! 😀

Her: Still too much energy

what the fuck is a economy go back to your sunrock idiot

i wanna talk about this shot

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

i love digesting lactose it’s so easy to do

I FOUND IT

Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

today i took a math quiz and i left 3 of hte 6 questions blank currently i have a C in the class. affirmations pls firefox 😥😥

dude youre toast

Happy what fucking day is it now? Saturday?

i think the world is ready to see this one :)

I am a(n):

⚪ Male

⚪ Female

🔘 Writer

Looking for

⚪ Boyfriend

⚪ Girlfriend

🔘 An incredibly specific word that I can’t remember

from the greatest jackbox game I’ve ever been a part of