It's A Big Time For Gay People

fun fact! who’s afraid of little old me is about regina mills

Ok but like, imagine if Grimm tried to turn back time on legacy day to stop Raven from refusing to sign, only for another student to end up rebelling each time.  On the first time loop, He rewinds to an hour before legacy day and has the main snow white characters move to the back of the line with an excuse of saving the best for last or something of the sort. He assumes that since she’s a teen and everyone else will sign before her Raven will give into peer pressure and sign without a scene. But then halfway through Hunter, who wasn’t moved because he plays a more prevalent role in the red riding hood story, slams the Storybook of Legends shut and declares his unwillingness to live a life of violence and to live without the love of his life, thus causing the daughter of Cinderella who just signed the book to fling herself into his arms. Unexpected, but Grimm rationalizes that if he just moves Hunter to the back as well then it’ll all be fixed. Highschool relationships tend to be short, and legacy is more important after all. So on the second loop he moves all the snow white characters to the back, and sits in the crowd with the tension finally leaving his shoulders now that the main problem has been diffused. Except it hasn’t been diffused, because Briar Beauty watches her story play out in the book and in a fit of hysterics rips the binding in half once she sees a reflection of future self in the mirror, with tired eyes wearing clothes a century behind the time reminding her violently of her mother. And it just keeps happening. On one run through Cerise Hood tears her cloak off and reveals her true heritage as a wolf, causing pandemonium on the crowds. On another Darling Charming somehow takes a sword out of her long skirt, and severs her page from the book, declaring she refuses to be a damsel anymore. On one incredibly harrowing timeline everything was going fine until Kitty Cheshire refused to sign, giving him a nonchalant shrug and a taunt of “better rewind again” while her ever present smile haunted him. It gets to the point where he rewinds to a month prior to legacy day, spending that month keeping Ashlynn and Hunter away from each other, Bribing Kitty, separating Cerise and Ravens class schedule so that their friendship can’t form and pushing Darling to take on a damsels in distressing honors project with Apple in hopes his top student will rub off on her. In the end his efforts are fruitless however because somehow Apple is the one to rebel, apparently having fallen in love with Darling sometime in that month. just, the chaos if it all.

Everyone in Mamma Mia is bisexual. I will not budge on this.

(insp.)

Emma: "Go hang a salami" backwards is "I'm a lasagna hog".

Regina: How did either of those sentences occur naturally for you to discover this?

Not Lisa being starstruck by Cate Blanchett of all people...girl we see you...

Saw this clipping in The Hollywood Reporter... Then this post by @itslacroixsweetiedarling... And... well... 🤪

these divas

I'm so so so normal about the fact that Barbara says she Venmos Melissa a few dollars to say hello. I'm so so so normal about the fact that she brought up Venmoing Melissa before Venmoing Gerald. I'm so so so normal about the fact that Melissa gets a few dollars when Gerald only gets a penny. 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

michelle pheiffer’s sheer top energy in hairspray. reblog if you agree