Like, My Daily Activities Include:

Like, my daily activities include:

•wake up

•stay in bed for 20 mins

•turn on phone and ban the porn bots on tumblr

•listen to music

Like, on of this is not like the others bro.

Jesus, nobody warned me about the amount of pron-bots that will follow you on tumblr

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2 weeks ago

I was minding my own goddamn business only to suddenly remember this scene exists

I don't know how to explain it, but it's addressing something so visceral in me.

Like. Did anyone ever expand on how Arthur literally didn't even blink before getting up to save Merlin from the onslaught he would have faced for his outrage? He just got up immediately and took Merlin away, held and handled his anger, and even gave him the respite (visiting Gaius) that he needed.

Wtf. Like boy no you're not supposed to be this fucking in sync with your manservant's reactions. But it's as if he predicted it even, because he saw in Merlin the exact same reaction he wanted to do, but had the tact not to because he grew up with boundaries. So he goes on to save his boy instead.

Sick of how much these two loved each other

(recs)

3 years ago

Damn am I that lonely

4 weeks ago

Feanor should be allowed to return to Middle Earth early for one (1) reason only and that’s to whale on Sauron for what he did to his Baby Grandson(s) cc @verecunda

2 weeks ago

merlin has more strength than me bc if I heard uther pendragon bitch and moan about how magic only brings harm after I just saved his sons life for the ten billionth time that year with my magic and almost died yet again, I fear id accidentally turn him into a log

3 years ago
Haru, I Need You To Know That I Fucking Love You.
Haru, I Need You To Know That I Fucking Love You.

Haru, I need you to know that I fucking love you.

2 months ago

binghe fights sqh and he gives no indication at being powerful or with martial ability. he realises his mistake in approach. sqh makes himself small, pathetic, and easy to bully so that he is underestimated and ignored. fighting a PERSON will only increase that. well thats fine. mobei he's gonna toss ur human into a deathmatch against beasts rq ok? u wanna watch? if he gets too out of his depth you can step in he wont stop you but he knows you ALSO want to know what that little THANG is capeable of. nature doc mobei and binghe watching sqh in some demon forest. the wild qinghua, pressured out of its natural habitat. without greater predators to form symbiotic relationships with he must fend for himself. there comes the sunburst scorpion tailed bear goat- we shall soon see how the qinghua- OH HOLY SHIT HE RIPPED ITS HEAD OFF MOBEI YOUR SCRUNKLY RIPPED ITS GODDAMN HEAD OFF

THEYRE TAKING HIM OUT OF HIS NATURAL HABITAT AND SPYING ON HIM OH this is good

Digital 8 Panel Comic of Shang Qinghua, Luo Binghe and Mobei Jun. 

First Panel: There are two bushes where Luo Binghe and Mobei Jun are peaking from to watch Shang Qinghua. Luo Binghes eyes seem bored while Mobei jun are wide at attention with a light blush. Shang Qinghua stands right in front of the panel with an angry expression, he has some tears as he complains "My King I do so much for you and you left me here to die." in the far corner there is text saying "Rustle Rustle" 

Second Panel: A creature has emerged from the forest and is standing right in front of Shang Qinghua whose eyes are bulging out as he curses "SHIT SHIT OH FUCK FUCK" 
The beast is a mix of a scorpion, bear and a goat. The beast has the face of a bear with goat like eyes and horns on top of its head. The front of the body is of a bear when the back legs are more of a goats, the tail is a scorpion tail.

Third Panel: A close up of Luo Binghes face from within the bush. He seems very unimpressed with what he's seen and simply has a far out look at he says "Shizun will be sad when he dies..."

Fourth Panel: Shang Qinghua is screaming in fear as he holds his hand out to try and stop the beast from approching him. The beast is seen in the shot as a silhouette as it looms over Shang Qinghua.
Fifth Panel: Close up of Shang Qinghua who is lunging forward with the words "Grab" written near his head. His shoulder covers the lower half of his mouth while he squeezes his eyes shut. He has some tears still clinging to his eyes. 

Sixth Panel: Close up of Shang Qinghuas hands wrapped around the Beasts horns. Atop the panel is text saying "Tighten" with lines near his hands indicating he's tightened his grip.

Seventh Panel: Close up of Shang Qinghua's teary face pulling at the opposite side in effort with text saying "RIP!" on top his head.

Eighth panel: Wide shot of Shang Qinghua sitting on the floor with a shocked expression. He has some left over tears still stuck at his eyes while he carries the head of the beast he just ripped off on his lap. The Beasts head is pixelated so that you cant make out any gruesome details. A silhouette of the creatures lifeless body lays in front of him. Behind him are the bushes that Mobei-Jun and Luo Binghe are still hiding in. Binghes eyes are wide with shock while Mobeis eyes are closed in a happy expression  with a high blush on his cheeks.

He didn't know he was capable of it either


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2 years ago

Does anyone wanna be my friend, I kinda lost my last one :(

2 years ago

Actually, I’ve finished reading svsss (and the extras,) and like, what if in the airplane extras shang qinghua actually left?

Like, the angst of it all would be enough to keep me crying and in this fandom for longer

The idea that he leaves behind a note, explaining that he won’t return, won’t be found, and definitely the fact that trying to track him would be pointless.

Just…the sadness that would happen afterwards. I need me some fics like that. I need the anger and the sadness of it all.


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3 years ago

I was reading an article to figure out wtf NFT is, and:

I Was Reading An Article To Figure Out Wtf NFT Is, And:
3 years ago
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oh god what did i do

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IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

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