Too Relatable, Had To Share . X

I think it's silly how I'll study hard, pass and go to college. I'll study some more. And more. I stay up with bags under my eyes, I cry, I rot on the inside, I lose all my friends. Just because I'd like a job that lets me live comfortably. And when I finally do live comfortably, I'll never notice it. It'll all be about the next job, the next interview, the next meal. I won't look at the stars, at how they twinkle. I won't laugh freely. I won't wake up in the morning with the feeling that 'today is a new day'. If I have kids I won't ever look into their laughing faces and think this is innocence, or , This being shares my blood. I'll think, the world is going to ruin you the way it ruined me. There is nothing I can do to stop it. It will simply happen, the way it has happened to those before me.

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i be putting the carbon in carbonara

now, i know you need to know how to use this. it's very simple.

woman: *expresses interest in a male, a certain type of food, or activity*

you: are straight girls okay???

alternatively-

woman:* partakes in an activity or a tradition that poses a threat to no one, and harms nobody's feelings*

you: lmaoo white women are so basic

And there you go! now you can actively be mean and demeaning towards women, because hey, they're white and straight! you said so! everybody will love you too, because you're fighting the oppressor, right? Yay!

hey y'all! no you must be thinking, tumblr isn't any place for misogyny! we'd detect it immediately! but not to worry, my friends. there is always a little space everywhere for a little bit of woman-hating. You can spread hate against women as long as you say 'white', 'straight', or better, 'white and straight'. Shove those two words in and BAM!! instant hit. You're so liberal now! no one will ever detect any misogyny!

i am plagued by visions? wrong. the visions are plagued by me

hottest thing a man can do is respect women