Clint: You’re Using Your Calm Voice Today. Who’s Getting Killed?

Germany: Alright, everyone partner up for presentations on your assigned topic.

England, whispers: If we don’t have the best one you’re out of my will.

USA: I’m still in the will???

I cannot believe Jack Duquesne was framed for a murder, posted bail, showed up with a sword at the Christmas party organized by his ex-fiancée who framed him, was attacked by the tracksuit mafia, thought to himself "This is my time to shine!", and then proceeded to murder multiple members of the mob with said sword.

Unhinged behaviour, I'm so sorry I doubted you king 👑.

Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) dir.Anthony and Joe Russo

Kidnapper, on the phone: We have him.

HWS North Italy: Have who?

Kidnapper: Your brother, Lovino Vargas.

HWS North Italy: Oh.

Kidnapper: What?

HWS North Italy: You don't have him. He has you. Good luck! *hangs up*

Damn babygirl your worldview is relentlessly negative and terrifying

I will never ship FRUK. I seriously hate that ship and I could probably write an essay on it.

I know people hate USUK and spamono but they are my comfort ships. Also GerIta because well I’m basic lol

Person A: *does something weird and stupid*

Person B: *sigh* Why do I love you so much