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It’s official!
Look at dem bones
Death from above
Devour ye gods
In death she gave life
I'd sell my soul, and tell the being I'm selling it to to make sure no one buys that house or the land off the family, it never gets destroyed and never falls into disrepair. Then I'd write a will saying whoever I deem most responsible to take care of the house gets it, and write in it that they better make the fuck sure that when they write their will the most responsible person after them gets it.
Then, and only once all that has been established, will I sell my life to another being to make sure that the family doesn't abandon it and make sure no malicious spirits can stay in the house more than 7 years.
now that i’m older and understand how absolutely fucked the housing market is, all those horror movies that take place in nice houses where the family refuses to leave make sense. if i had a 4,000sqft vintage home you’d need to kill me before i ever moved out as well. fuck the ghost. charge it rent.
Fairy Glen
mcburneyphotography
Emerald waters, Clark’s Fork of the Yellowstone River, Wyoming
© riverwindphotography, March 2022
Angry sickies:
1. “I don’t know what the hell is wrong with me… I was fine this morning.” 2. “Leave me alone.” 3. “Don’t touch me again unless you want me to puke on you.” 4. “Can you shut up? My head is killing me.” 5. “I told you I didn’t feel good, and you made me come here anyway.” 6. “This is ridiculous, how are you not sick and I am?”
Sad Sickies:
7. “Please don’t leave me in here alone.” 8. “It hurts so bad… please make it stop.” 9. “I think I need to throw up…” 10. “Is there any Pepto left?” 11. “Can you just sit with me until it’s over?” 12. “My stomach really hurts, I don’t think I can make it tonight…”
In-Denial Sickies:
13. “I don’t get sick.” 14. “I have a stomach of steel.” 15. “It’s not a fever, I’ve been in the sun…” 16. “I’m not going to throw up, for the last time.” 17. “I don’t think it’s food poisoning. We ate the same thing, and I don’t feel bad at all.” 18. “It’s just allergies.” 19. “I don’t get sick on rides/in the car/on boats (specify)”
Tactile Sickies:
20. “Will you rub my back?” 21. “Can you feel my head to see if I have a fever?” 22. “Will you play with my hair?” 23. “I’m freezin’, can we cuddle?”
Don’t Touch Me Sickies
24. “Don’t touch my stomach right now.” 25 “Please stop touching me… I’m so gross.” 26. “You’re making me hot, I can’t sleep…” 27. “Your hands are freezing, don’t touch me.”
Queasy Sickies
28. “I don’t know what I was thinking… I shouldn’t have ordered that.” 29. “Um… I think I need a bin.” 30. “I think I’m going to be sick soon.” 31. “Something’s messing with my stomach.” 32. “My stomach’s bothering me.” 33. “I don’t feel so hot.” 34. “Ugh, I think I should probably get to a bathroom.”
Sniffly Sickies
35. “Can we get actual tissues instead of these paper towels? My nose hurts.” 36. “I can’t breathe.” 37. “I’m freezing and sweating at the same time…” 38. “Please don’t look at me.” 39. “My head’s killing me…” 40. “My throat hurts so bad I can’t even drink water.” 41. “Do you have a cough drop?”
My Fav Drunk Sickies
42. “Um, I think… I think I had too much.” 43. “What was in that? I don’t feel great…” 44. “I think I need’ta sit.” 45. “I need to get out of here, I’m gonna throw up.” 46. “I just need to eat something and I’ll be ok.” 47. “It’s not fun anymore, I’m dizzy…”
Caretakers!
48. “Just relax, you’re going to be fine…” 49. “Calm down, you’re going to make it worse.” 50. “Well, just take care of yourself then, if you don’t want me touching you.” 51. “Do you think you can stomach some water?” 52. “We need to get this fever down.” 53. “Do you want me to rub your back/stomach?” 54. “Don’t cry. Where do you hurt?” 55. “Keep your head in the trashcan until you’re done.” 56. “If you don’t stop soon, we’re going to the ER.”
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Currently filled with dread as I know the minutes are slowly, slowly ticking by, and eventually I'll have to get everything ready and go to bed, only to wake up tomorrow and have to get ready for school. It's always the same.
Get up
Check phone + see what I have today
Get dressed
Brush hair
Make sure I look ok-ish
Eat something if I have the time.
Make Lunch if I have the time
Hurry off to the bus and pray I don't miss it
Get to school
Do school work
Then it's just go home, have about 3-4 hours for doing things, sleep. Rinse and repeat.
You may see memes/random things pop up occasionally, or things about my life irl Ash They/Them oh, and I write/do art sometimes
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