Mission: Improbable In A Nutshell (minus All Of The Shane Gang Members I Guess)

Open Letter to the Slugterra Fandom

I will say this as a whole in this post to breathe my annoyance and disgust for a certain shippers section of the fandom. A small but forever living in our minds part of the fans.

If you think it's okay to ship a child character (ex: Eli, Trixie, Twist, Billy etc) with an adult character (ex: Junjie, Kord, Pronto, Dr Blakk etc), think it's okay to ship family members (ex: Will x Eli, Dr Blakk x Tad, etc) or ship the slugs with their slingers, you are not welcomed in this fandom.

It is NOT okay to be shipping that stuff. I do not care if your excuse is 'but I de-aged [adult character] to be a teen like [child character]'. You de-aged them? Then de-age EVERYONE in the universe, not just the one or two you want to fill your sickened fantasies. I do not care if this is how you 'cope'. There are MILLIONS of different ways to help you cope, please look for those rather than falling to making illegal pairings.

This part is directed towards the Junjie x Eli shippers; Junjie is NOT a child. He has been alive canonically 20 years or more than Eli. If you shove your head canon that he HAS to be 15 when he was corrupted (that is a rule only applied canonically to the Shanes), then that still means he was 20 years of age when Eli was born. The duo share a TEACHER and STUDENT relationship. You wouldn't date your high school math teacher, would you? (if you said yes, then you need mental help.)

And to a thankfully much smaller portion some may encounter; if you draw literal porn of the cast who are CANONICALLY TEENS, CHILDREN OR THE SLUGS, GET SOME PROFESSIONAL HELP. That is FAR from okay and if anyone spots ANY of this illegal crap, report the image and the account.

Kind regards; Okami

DO IT.

Slugterra

idk what to caption this

HOLY GUACAMOLE THEY POSTED THIS ON THE OFFICAL FACEBOOK ACCOUNT

Congratulations Dr. Blakk. You’re a big boy who did big boy things.

Eli to Dr. Blakk about ghouls

Has anyone else ever wondered what the music in Slugterra is like? is it almost identical to ours or is it like "listening to those remixes that are intentionally made to be bad but for them it's normal" kind of difference. Considering the technology Slugterra has I wouldn't be surprised if they had something similar to Vocaloid (at least in terms of the virtual idol concerts)

Either that or the Vocaloids are straight up real people in Slugterra

Warning: excessive use of capital letters

Yall we have got to talk more about what happened to Blakk after his second Deep Caverns visit because WHAT THE FLOP HAPPENED TO HIM

DID HE DRINK THE DARK WATER OR SOMETHING LIKE THE EMPEROR WENT SWIMMING IN THAT STUFF BUT IT WAS NEVER THIS BAD

like holy guacamole that transformation looks like it hurt. his arms have SPIKES GROWING OUT OF THEM not to mention his left hand is MISSING A FINGER

like did the Goon or Brimstone get a bit hungry and eat it before his transformation? WHERE DID IT GO

Props to Blakk for always having fabulous eyeliner even when he's been horribly mutated

This has been a certified WildSpectre rant

I love ROTE but one thing i'm kinda mad they never showed us is Blakk fighting the Goon in his mind to try and maintain control like they did with Eli in Ghoul From Beyond.

Like I get why they didn't because they needed to put more focus on Will Shane being not dead but it would have been interesting to see the different approach the Goon would have had to take to get Blakk to lose control since Blakk is A: not similar to Eli mentally at all and B: still conscious while in GFB Eli was knocked out

TW: USA election results

Hell naw the 99 caverns are cooked 😭🙏

Slugterra Villain tierlist (personal opinion)

This list is based on how much I like them, not how powerful they are.

Small Cryptogriff rant

After re-reading the Cryptogriff's page on the fandom wiki I think we should be grateful that Saturday (and the Emperor too I guess but Idc about him) only used the Cryptogriff for mind control because WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS ONE OF IT'S ABILITIES

"Mindshlock - Paralyzes opponent, but makes them see creepy crawlies all over them."

I AM BEGGING FOR YOUR FINEST PARDON LIKE SATURDAY BEGGING FOR BLAKK'S FORGIVENESS AFTER HE FINDS OUT HE DISOBEYED A DIRECT ORDER WHY CAN IT DO THAT?

I thought the mind control was overpowered but this is genuinely absurd because that's basically another instant-win attack.

like how are you supposed to fight back against that? Even if you aren't scared of the bugs you're still paralyzed so it's not like you can fight back.

other than that it also has the ability to overwhelm an opponent with vertigo and motion sickness which is only a little less overpowered than the other 2.

other than The Goon and the ghouled elementals, the Cryptogriff HAS to be one of if not the most powerful ghoul slugs.

This has been a certified WildSpectre rant