The Guy She Was Interested In Wasn’t A Guy At All Illustration (x)

damn that’s wild. Maybe the solution is gay sex

Hi / No text by m0nacrose

Little miss carsickness vs. girl who learned to drive in the mountains

do you want to play substance abuse with me after work

has anyone figured out how to be a real person yet

Severance is crazyyyy they shouldn't be doing all that. They shouldn't be doing that stuff

me: uh oh! if i fail to block any more of these spells, the evil wizard will take over my mind and make me suck him off!!! i need to be careful, i can feel it working already...

the evil wizard trying to blow my head off with lightning bolts: that's not what I'm trying to do

I'm folding in on myself. Into myself. I'm caving in. Oh i Am being rolled into a cute little cigarette by God,ok