Unfortunately I Have Fallen In Love With A Song That's 1 Minute And 16 Seconds Long

they just prescribed me gunshot to the head at the urgent care

me: uh oh! if i fail to block any more of these spells, the evil wizard will take over my mind and make me suck him off!!! i need to be careful, i can feel it working already...

the evil wizard trying to blow my head off with lightning bolts: that's not what I'm trying to do

i love antique stores you go to check out & theyre like “where the hell did you get this”

That's why I use the strap on!

basically the whole bible happens to me daily

I need to be put in a chamber

Interesting….

maybe i just wanna be yours

But seriously primadonna by marina and the diamonds is one of the best pop songs ever fathomed and constructed and birthed into this world… hearing it for the first time at like age 14 changed me forever. All I ever wanted was the world.