Today I Realised I Have An Ugly Ass Soup Strainer Mustache And While Facial Hair Growth Is Awesome! I

I spent all of Easter with my Cock buried to the hilt in my Kermit Plushie's tender hole... now I awaken to news of the Pope's death. Coincidence...?

My three girlfriends. Yes, they smoke weed.

i post from here. if you even care.

this computer is sexy i need her

Apple iMac G3 + keyboard (upside down), both in Strawberry with an Apple Pro Mouse 2000

this tickles my brain soooo good

Can I Please Eat In The Computer Room Tonight? by Nicole Nikolich (2025)

"women are always like—"

"men are always like—"

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