Someone Should’ve Introduced Data To Crochet. I Think That Would’ve Been Good For Him.

This paints such a beautiful picture

I go to the grocery store, heading straight for the dairy section. Positioning myself in the middle of the milk shelf, I let out one single long, wailing, cheese-curdling scream. Every single carton of fresh dairy product within hearing distance has now been rendered undrinkable. The poor worker whose only task this shift was to keep me out of the store and most importantly away from the dairy at all costs is fired on the spot. I do not linger to bear witness to the grief and destruction I have caused. Knowing that I caused it is enough.

These petty, pointless acts of meaningless evil are the reason that I will not see the kingdom of heaven.

no matter how much i harp and talk about hating americans and the united states, i can't lie and say i don't love the people out of there. No matter what they are human beings, and they deserve love and care. That being said, no nation has ever hurt me more than USA and no culture has ever tried to suffocate mine and what i make more than american culture

Kabosu did not deserve to have her image turned into cryptocurrency. She did not deserve to have the meme she was known for across the world to become a code word for a fascist coup.

Her name is Kabosu. Not Doge.

I made this as a goof a few weeks ago, and thought I may as well release it into the world. Fare thee well, Lowly Yaldabaoth!