I Wish There Was An Easier Way To Tell The Difference Between An "if It Sucks Hit Da Bricks" Situation

yessir, just keep tipping us 30% and you're one of us ;)

NGL I think it’s hilarious how angry Europeans (and specifically Italians) get when Italian Americans call themselves Italian. A guy can be 100% ethnically Italian, have an Italian name, speak the language, uphold Italian cultural practices and they’ll argue with him if he calls himself Italian. And it’s kind of the opposite of how Irish people treat Irish Americans. They’re like “JFK was one of us. Obama? Also one of us.”

YouGov did a whole official poll on Americans' views of the middle ages and I’m obsessed

easily my favorite viral tweet from recently

just learned about farming simulator

I mean, I already knew about it, but I just learned about it

Did you know that the target audience for Farming Simulator is actual real-world farmers? Because I didn’t. I just assumed that farmers probably don’t want to go home from a day of farming to do some (presumably highly inaccurate) virtual farming?

Like, imagine if the target audience for Power Washing Simulator was actual professional power washers.

Farming Sim gets sponsored by companies and shit to put ads in their games. But since the game is for farmers, all of the ads target farmers. Advertising products that, realistically, only farmers would be interested in. Aka John Deere tractors and shit.

There’s a fucking farming sim esports league. Where do they play? Agriculture conventions. not gaming conventions. agriculture conventions.

When my students talk over me I do this bit where I quietly tell them I’m really shy and to please let me talk and somehow it works.

Decided to start collecting out of context post titles from PDX games and

Wow. The patience, kindness and calm communication skills. Outstanding.

From raindovemodel

some of my current favorite responses to weird/confusing sentences:

“many such cases”

“we love/hate to see it”

“honestly, work”

“many are saying this”

“love them or hate them they’re spitting straight facts”

“you conjure a beautiful world”

From the Wikipedia page on loons