"Don't You Get It? I Love You. I Always Have. So Please, Just This Once. Stay!"

Why do wlw books have no fandom I neeeddddd

Hazel: What's a thot?

Leo: A thoughtful person

*later at dinner*

Nico: Here's the salt, sis

Hazel: Thank you Nico, you're such a thot!

Everyone: *spits out their water*

POV: Your a Teddy and I'm going to stab you.

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Octavian Cosplay from the Percy Jackson series by Rick Riordan

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my fan art of leo valdez lighting me on fire that took many many years to complete 😍😍😍

Gods on Olympus be like:

Athena: I sleep with a sword beside my bed.

Artemis: I sleep with my bow ready.

Hephaestus: I keep an axe under my bed.

Aphrodite: Weak. Pathetic. All of you.

Artemis: What do you sleep with?

Aphrodite, putting on shades: Ares.

Hazel, running in: Frank! I think I've got an allergic reaction to something! My face is breaking out in a bad rash!

Frank, freaking out: OH NO! I'M TAKING YOU TO THE ER!

Leo: Hey now, let's not make any rash decisions

Leo: *slaps knee* *Wheezes*

Whenever literally anyone makes a point about anything:

Jason: Oh yeah. I - *flips out his glasses and shoves them on his face smirking* - SEE what you mean.

Everyone else: *groaning intensifies*

Sally: Why is the water bill so high?

Percy: *shrugs* I don't know

Percy: *in the shower*

Nico: Estelle is asking about where babies come from

Percy: Hmmm. She's too little, tell her about the stork

Nico: Okay

Nico: *to Estelle* Your mom slept with a stork

Percy: *spitting out his drink* nO -