How I Would Get Arrested In Rio
How I would get arrested in Rio
[Warden]: so what is he here for [Officer]: He tied himself to a giant wooden fishing pole above the Olympic swimming pool and lowered himself down into the water [Warden]: He was trying to drown himself? [Officer]: see… That’s the thing. The judge asked him the same question and he um… (Distant coughing) [Officer]: well he was quoted as saying “I’m gonna keep flinging this bait TIL’ I catch me a man” [Warden]: (looks at me) [Me]: You gotta go above and below(get it, diving and stuff… No? Ok) when your trying to go for gold Hun
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KevEdd Coffee Shop AU
Edd’s the barista and Kevin’s the customer and omg somebody who’s not me needs to write this!
95% CLEANED OUT
My tumblr has become viewable to the public 13 and older💕
TUMBLR IS FINALLY CLEAN
After 2 hours I finally cleaned my tumblr enough to be opened around a select amount of the public
ITS SO ADORBS
Obsessed
is my boss 46 or 12.
Stop taking advantage of people with good hearts & who are emotionally vulnerable.
Japan 20th Century’s Roles (or I’d like to call Ancient Nihon AU)
With Kevin/Rufus as yakuza and Edd/Ed as student/postboy~
It’s a wonderful thing to see many ask about Rufus and Ed, thanks alot guys ;; w ;;
