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Brother may i freak it gently

vampires always like “i could kill you if I wanted” like? yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you arent special

what I see when my phone turns off while I was watching it and I get a glimpse of mine own monstrous visage

The hero

The new supreme commander of the forces of Nurgle in Rotterdam!

Every single time someone mentions police role-playing in a sexual context I think of this tinder interaction and I instantly become absolutely stricken with laughter

JoJo’s Bourgeois Adventure

opinions on IHNMAIMS?

WOAH MAMA. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO WOAH MAMA YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORDS WOAH MAMA WERE ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE MAMA I WOAH FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. WOAH MAMA. WOAH MAMA.

this article is unrealistic because it genuinely sounds more sensible than anything RFK has said in years

Claiming the fantastical creatures were “way too cool” to leave their investigation to a handful of so-called experts, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. issued a statement Friday encouraging Americans to do their own research about dragons. “People, especially new parents looking for awesome bedtime stories, need to be reading everything they can possibly find about these ancient and powerful beings instead of blindly accepting the narrow range of depictions put forth by the mainstream media,” Kennedy wrote in a statement published on his department’s website, adding that too many Americans only believed what they had heard about dragons on Game Of Thrones while dismissing less conventional sources like Earthsea and the Dark Souls trilogy. 

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