I Think The Servers Bugged During Overtime Lol

MY GOD WHAT HAVE I FOUND XD

I'm not sorry for having you know this exists XD

“He’s such a main guy that he only ever talks to the other main guys. He’s always involved in the important meetings making the decisions that really matter. There aren’t many guys above him in the pecking order, that’s for sure. I don’t even think he really worked his way up from being an insignificant guy, either—as far as I know, he’s always been one of the top guys. Before he was one of the top guys at where he works, he was one of the top guys at where he went to school, and you probably get used to that sort of thing. His whole family is really important, actually. His dad was definitely one of the main guys, and his grandfather, well, talk about a main guy. They all worked at the same important place, too, doing really important things.” At press time, the very important man was cited as one of the main guys in multiple charges of embezzlement and financial fraud.

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I'm a vampire and I bit your neck you're a vampire now

Voah mama I'm a vampyr now! Ah ah ah!

I’m a biologist and, in my professional opinion, you gotta have the yellow liquid tube when you make a new species

I love it when scientists in movies create a creature and put it in a glass tube with yellow liquid they are like “mmmmm I have seem to created a new species. I must put it in my tube for study”

This is the second funniest thing I’ve seen involving the gambler

oh okay I get it now

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Why it lowkey kind of a baddie

left our engie for about 30 seconds and returned to sentry gibs and sappers scattered on the ground

im stacking extension cords on each other like theyre tinker toys. constructing a tower of babel in the name of the god of electricity. there'll be at least 100 outlets when ive hooked these boys up nice and good. ill never run out again