Listen.

Last night I dreamt that Young Sheldon (from hit comedy TV series “Young Sheldon”) emerged from a dark corner of my bedroom and strangled me to death.

Is this common among people with OCD or is it just me?

A Dark Souls-like game where the lore for a weapon gets less vague the more you upgrade it. Broken Blade: A brittle sword. You can’t seem to let it go. Unpolished Blade: A cherished weapon from ages past. Polished Blade: You remember something. Bride’s Blade: Your wife’s sword.

Everyone stand up! The national Spamton!

Please never die Spamton g Spamton

Interactions that probably happened in California at least once

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just because youre made of stardust & other gay shit doesnt mean that a bug isnt. be nice to a bug today

let's make mama live longer (by being jumpy with mama)

jumping spiders and their babies

I think rock throwing could really thrive in the glass house community

This is a uniquely terrible time to have the first American pope in regards to global politics and optics, but by god is Chicago Pope a comedic goldmine. We are in a golden age of posting.

Why is she looking at me like I'm the one who left her and the kids.