Oh Shit, It's 3/21/23, 32123, Palindrome Day

but I was a man born [title card]

I did what I was told//but I was a man born invisible

feeding my pride and joy his favourite meal

original idea from the wonderful syn on twitter

originally posted on my twitter but i like tumblr more

A Dark Souls-like game where the lore for a weapon gets less vague the more you upgrade it. Broken Blade: A brittle sword. You can’t seem to let it go. Unpolished Blade: A cherished weapon from ages past. Polished Blade: You remember something. Bride’s Blade: Your wife’s sword.

I told my parents that I was vomiting and my dad reacted with the 🤮

I hate love my family

DAILY AFFIRMATIONS

1. I AM A GOOD LITTLE LAB EXPERIMENT

2. MY SUFFERING IS FOR THE GREATER GOOD

3. THE SCIENTIST THAT EXPERIMENTS ON ME LOVES ME UNCONDITIONALLY

4. I LOVE GOING INTO THE TUBE/JAR/INSERT RELEVANT APPARATUS OF CONTAINMENT

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@bagelbababa said that they look like they're about to ask for a bite of your sandwich

why do pangolins always look like they're about to sheepishly ask their crush out on a date

Mortarion - sketchbook

In my professional opinion as an entomologist, yeah

just apologized to a door for opening it

and ill do it again 😎

No Patrick did not grow up he is a plushie and plushies do not grow up