I'm Going Dark Bloke

what I see when my phone turns off while I was watching it and I get a glimpse of mine own monstrous visage

she took my ability to complain in the divorce but I guess I don’t really mind

left our engie for about 30 seconds and returned to sentry gibs and sappers scattered on the ground

this morning im meditating on just how truly funny it is that alex went with making bill the obsessed one.

like ford was dedicated, he worshipped bill, but ford's devotion made sense. there was a logic and rationality to it and it had boundaries that were consistent and he followed. he worshipped bill for his knowledge and power, loved him for what they had in common and how they got along, left him when he learned of bill's true nature and intentions, and took it upon himself to make up for his mistake by turning that dedication from serving bill to killing bill. this is relatable and understandable.

but making your series main villain, someone immortal and with godlike powers and abilities and influence doggedly obsessed with just some nerd is like. really funny. girl go fuck a black hole, take a neutron star out for dinner, text back one of the eldritch gods on the edge of time. ford collects moths.

let’s play in the eelgrass with mama

this comment on an antonblast boss no damage run is KILLING ME

BIG BOOTY LATINA SATAN

let's make mama live longer (by being jumpy with mama)

jumping spiders and their babies

Daemon-Primarch Mortarion by Aeflus

Stranger: what the fuck is wrong with you?

Me: That's the million dollar question dipshit