Uhhh... Lightmode?

Sometimes it is your fault.. Sometimes you don’t listen well enough, you’re selfish, you’re rude and you aren’t always right. Sometimes you fucked it up and tbh that’s okay. It happens, learn from it, apologize and keep it moving. Just because you fucked up doesn’t mean you’re a bad person. Don’t dwell on it

Hope for the democratic party?

redditors will be like "i have le cursed internet knowledge" and that knowledge is like. being vaguely aware of what furries are and making a big production out of gawking and going "errm wgat the heck is this weird crap"

squeedly-dee honk

this appeared on my ipad as if in a dream

This is literally a scene directly out of Lords of Silence by Chris Wraight (a book I will never stop talking about)

what I see when my phone turns off while I was watching it and I get a glimpse of mine own monstrous visage

Guy who transforms into a swarm of locusts when shaken vigorously: hey can you turn the music down it's resonating kind of hard and shaking the ground and I don't want to endanger anyone

DJ Loudmusic: SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THESE SICK JAMS! HERE'S MY NEXT SONG, "EPIC JUNGLE BEAT THAT GIVES LOCUSTS THE DESIRE TO KILL HUMAN BEINGS"

Sorry to be a le epic Reddit atheist again, but I think it is extremely bad that many of our national leaders believe that the voices inside of their heads are coming from an omnipotent supernatural being, and that this being is telling them that they’re divinely chosen to lead.

im stacking extension cords on each other like theyre tinker toys. constructing a tower of babel in the name of the god of electricity. there'll be at least 100 outlets when ive hooked these boys up nice and good. ill never run out again