Clownfish Be Like "i Know A Spot" And Take You To A Fucking Deadly Sea Organism

inspired by something a buddy of mine said in call

[tmnt voice] neo-marxist liberal woke pope

it's so magical when they trust you enough to perch on you

@bagelbababa is so unaware that I had to render her in clodsire's likeness

nuh uh

magic is real btw

I just told my parents I’m the Indiana Jones of abortions

Anyways, they’ve upped my dose of anxiety meds so that’s cool

*whip cracking sound effect*

something so alchemical about build a bear...... the homunculus...

you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor

Last night I dreamt that Young Sheldon (from hit comedy TV series “Young Sheldon”) emerged from a dark corner of my bedroom and strangled me to death.

Is this common among people with OCD or is it just me?