Girls Will Read Marauders Fanfiction First Thing In The Morning Like Damn Babe Did You Even Try To Be

why can't math just...stop?

bisexual behavior

just when I thought I was over my aftg addiction, I decided to re-read the books and everything just hit me again like a truck

read "loveless" being aroace is the most comforting thing that ever happened to me

when you can't find a fanfic that's the way you want, so you need to write it yourself

Also, let us not forget that Bee also matched Andrew's freak. She didn't win that little gremlin over by being kind and patient. She won him over by Playing His Game and being a worthy opponent - her main tool was just probably her patience ("oh we're sitting in total silence for an hour? Sure why not. Oh, we're gonna have a staring contest while we do it? Yeah okay I'm down. Let's see who cracks first ^_^ <3")

I mean yeah it helped that she's probably incredibly kind and understanding. But I truly headcanon Bee as being a lil cut throat herself. Like Neil but Nice And Warm And With Chocolate.

She won't let Andrew hide. But she won't drag him out kicking and screaming either. She'll wait until he comes to her, gives his consent in being Read For Filth, and then Bee will happily oblige with razor sharp precision, no remorse, with a smile and some hot chocolate on the side

BEE MATCHED ANDREW'S FREAK TOO

any trope will ever hit the same way found family does

things I think at least once a day: Sirius Black

*James, bringing Regulus home to meet his parents*

Regulus, seeing Monty and realizing James will always be hot no matter his age: thank the lord

Effie, seeing the same look she had when she met Monty’s parents for the first time: amen

The bisexual to aroace pipeline is pretty much having the right idea and coming to the wrong conclusion. Yeah buddy you're not straight and you're also not gay. No not like that though, the other way around