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I sit in a spreadsheet day and night

With no ability to put up a fight

Surrounded by captors, alone and scared

With no diversion, waiting to be squared

I’m not even offered a drink or a smoke

A bite to eat, or a can of coke

You’d think these would be easy to assure

For the many indignities that I endure

It’s particularly unpleasant

After a bad situation

Like when they insist

On adjusting me for inflation

My brothers and sisters are a tab away

They comfort me when my mind goes astray

Although it’s not certain how they’ll be treated

I just learned that one of them got deleted

It isn’t possible

For me to see them

So close yet so far

I still adore them

I dream of a life that’s far from here

With no accident, calendar, or policy year

Where I won’t be mistreated, reported, unpaid

Trended, developed, capped or dismayed

Walk a mile in my shoes

Then maybe you’d see

The hopeless dreamer

Longing to be free

If you could truly feel my sorrow

The burden that comes with tomorrow

Then perhaps you could untangle

How it feels to be a loss triangle

Some Interesting Stats From my YouTube Channel

YouTube tells me where my 'external traffic' comes in from, i.e. what websites people are using before they click on my videos. The vast, vast majority of my views come from people who are already on YouTube, but I like to see what other parts of the internet people click in from. So, on this latest video:

9.9% of external views came from Discord, the largest single share. Impressive considering I don't even have a Discord!

7.6% came from Twitter, and 1.1% from Bluesky. That's interesting because on Twitter I have 333,000 followers whereas on Bluesky I only have 19,000. So my Bluesky audience is punching harder than Twitter, despite being smaller!

🎉🎉🎉 5.4% came in from TUMBLR! Very respectable! 🎉🎉🎉

Only 0.5% came in from Patreon. This suggests that my Patreon subscribers are using the site as a payment processor to support the show, and aren't spending much time on the actual site at all

one person came in from chess.com

33 people came in from kiwifarms...

And that led to an interesting side-investigation! Twitter user @canslp_ asked which recent video of mine got the most visitors from KF, and the answer was surprising! 46 watched the Dracula's Ex-Girlfriend announcement video, which is more than watched my video on AI or my video on plagiarism and misogyny. In second place was my documentary on the NHS, with 179 views. But the announcement trailer for The Prince got 327 visitors from KF, the biggest by far! All of which suggests that KF users are far more interested in my personal life and acting career than they are my standard videos.

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