Id Much Rather Sleep Away My Whole Life

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Aziraphale: I am a canonically sexless, immortal, male-presenting character explicitly written as only being attracted to another immortal male-presenting character.

Me, a human female: *Mater voice* I want you

I told my therapist about my maladaptive daydreaming shit and the next session she sent me to the psychiatrist, hehe

maladaptive daydreaming is insane bro. how am i supposed to explain no, i haven’t done any of my work in three weeks, sorry bro. was too busy walking around in circles for a minimum of four hours a day. i’ll get back to you on that one though, once i finish this week’s novel worth of story lines in my head.

The war didn't start when Aemond killed Luke, nor when Luke took his eye. The war started the moment Otto Hightower proposed Rhaenyra as heir. He knew that nobody would accept her claim. He knew that the court, the Lords, and the council wouldn't take her seriously. After that move was successful, he then moved on to his next pice on the board, his pawn, Alicent. He knew that Alicent was under his spell and that she wouldn't question his decisions. He knew that she was too naive to stand for herself, so he would have all the power.

And that is how he did it. He never considered anything regarding Aegon and how he would take his role as king. He saw Aegon AND Alicent as his portals for power, that's all.

Girlhood is a spectrum. Sometimes you want to be a hot pink, ayesha erotica, bimbo, sex sex sex type of girl and other times you want to be a virgin suicide, soft pink, baby deer/fawn, nina sayers, virgin mary type of girl.

these custom nail sets by oaklestudio on ig are simply to die for 🫧🤍🩰

God, the fact that when Crowley said “You can’t leave this bookshop” he really meant “You can’t leave me.” And so when Aziraphale, who didn’t understand that was what he meant, replied with “Nothing lasts forever.” All Crowley heard was “We were never going to last forever.” Even though that was NOT what Aziraphale meant. Those two real are the gold medalists of miscommunication.

been less than 24 hrs and i already need her to return to me like … that’s my pathetic lil lesbian

Sah-i Huban’s Teal Silk Gown with Lace Trim 

– Featured on Muhtesem Yuzyil eps. 80-103

please