How Dutch Introduces His Adopted Street Urchin(s) To Hosea

so much love for characters who are desperately unsure whether they’re a good person, a redeemable person, a person worth saving, but are absolutely certain that they’re a grade a hottie

wanting to talk to people is so fucking embarrassing. literally hi it's me again I wanted to have a conversation with you because I think you're fun to talk to. oh god you can just fucking kill me if you want sorry

The bastard child's child

Hi this is Clarissa, she is the bastard child of Secondo bc we all know he got kids somewhere the way he be fuckin....

Anyways

She's a lesbian man hater and she like really doesn't wanna be Papa but she likes when people treat her like royalty. Sister Imperator hates her and Nihil is just happy to have a grandkid (although he preferred a grandson). I have a whoooole lore sheet about her PLUS all of her nameless ghouls. Ik probably no one else will care about this but fuck it we ball!!!!!! Oh btw she loves her uncle Copia because he was so chill on retiring and just being a normal dude that he just gave her it after she'd been found (ancestry.com is wild guys).

Imagine wanting to know ur heritage and u found out ur dad is 305 Mr worldwide he's been there done that

American Psycho is really funny because we're told Patrick Bateman is an investment banker and yet, despite almost the entire movie taking place at his work and/or with his coworkers, we do not see a single scrap of Investment nor Banking done. Patrick shows up to the office every day goes insane for 14 hours and then goes home.

Cutie in an interview

He didn’t like your question

#🔪

Making ur partner feel guilty for not having sex with them and them giving in is sexual coercion BTW and is NOT consent.

GIRL WHAT KIND OF INTERVIEW IS THIS

I actually think it's so funny that the way a hormonal IUD works is that it just lies to your uterus and fools it into believing it's pregnant. but instead of a fetus there's just a little plastic doodad in there. I'm pregnant and it's The Contraption.