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A 4th century CE statue of Aphroditos. Her cock wards off evil spirits. Reblog to rid your blog of evil spirits.

"Orion, your boyfriend is kinda a dick"

honestly just play with your penis until you die

My original plan I had for when Satanized came out, but I ended up giving up because I bit off more than i could chew.

system of a clown. if you even care

hello my name is patrick american’psycho pierce&pierce bateman and i kill people (that’s how i got my name). i have a 700 step skincare routine and a tanning bed in my house and a lot of people tell me i look like christian bale (AN: if you don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!!) im a yuppie but my teeth are straight and white. i have tan skin. im a businessman and i work at an office building where i’m a stockbroker (but i don’t really do anything) i’m rich (in case you couldn’t tell) and i love name brands and buy all my clothes from them. for example today i was wearing a lightweight linen suit with pleated trousers, a cotton shirt and a dotted silk tie all by valentino couture, and perforated cap toe shoes by allen edmonds. i was walking around outside the laundromat. it was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which i was very happy about. a lot of poor people stared at me. i put my middle finger up at them.

“hey halberstram!” shouted a voice. i looked up. it was…..paul allen!

My favorite thing ever

Do you love her please say yes

like to charge, reblog to cast <3