The Acotar Ladies As Disney Characters:

im just putting this out there and seeing how much sense this makes (count the lyrical references - difficult)

my taylor swift obssessed brain compiled a list since the second we knew about (then rumoured) toe breakup all the way to the present (travis kelce) enjoy!! (or maybe not because this list is so messy it doesnt even make sense to ME)

you didn’t even see the signs…

lover house burning down

making an L to lover 

crying during champagne problems (MULTIPLE TIMES)

esp glendale n2 😭

switching invisible strings to the one

ANGRY SINGING “if you wanted me you really should’ve shown”

angry lover

“I LOVE YOU AINT THAT THE WORSE THING YOU EVER HEAAAAAARRRRRRD 🤬🤬🤬🤬”

crying lover 

MEXICO CITY

dissociating lover 

“my my my loverrr 😶😐”

surprise songs

“wondering if i dodged a bullet of just lost the love of my life”

should’ve said no + better man 

better man “cause he never didddd”

this is why we can’t have nice things 

“here’s to my baby 😐😶🫤; here’s to my mama 🥰😚😘” (dissociating version) 

all of the girls you loved before (angry version) 

cornelia street (shooting daggers version)

CALL IT WHAT YOU WANT TO ANGRY/SAD VERSION

i miss u im sorry HEARTBREAKING VERSION

MAROON MY SHOW 😭😭

Matty Healy. (they broke up afterwards but like) 

they held hands at that private club 

attending eras tour MULTIPLE times 

“you know who you are i love you” - both on stage (DURING CARDIGAN TOO??)

YOURE LOSING ME

and his response???!!! ITS NOT IT JOE ALWYN 

bejeweled (and midnights being the “ultimate breakup album”)

he didn’t show up at her party (eras tour)

everyone unfollowing him (gigi/ haim sisters/ blake/ ryan reynolds etc.) AFTER they went out tgt 

-> travis. (But this came later so it doesn’t count)

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romance is not dead if you keep it just yours 

king of my heart (SMILING ????!!!!)

exile (cuz they wrote it tgt BUT THE SINGING WAS GUT WRENCHING)

entire rep album??? lover album???

their photos tgt where she looked SO HAPPY 

(the one of her in a green and yellow dress/ them dancing tgt/ leaked mirror photos/ miss americana/ i couldn’t find you and i got so sad/ singing LOVER/ looking at him during rep stadium tour😭😭)

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In your life you'll do things greater than/Dating the boy on the football team (my ass)

She attended THREE of his shows

First show - riding off in a getaway car (y’all this is Taylor “brings a trauma kit” Swift) 

Her sitting on his lap during the afterparty where he rented out the entire restaurant 

They held hands the third (?) time they walked out of the show together 

KISSES ON CHEEKSS (the photo) 

THE TWO PAP WALKS

SNL AFTERPARTY where they danced together

SNL cameo 

Him leaving her house

Her at his house

His dad saying how she cleaned up the suite

New Heights (jason kelse 👑)

"no reason, it's just hot"

Instances of Rhysand swearing in ACOSF. No reason it’s just hot.

“I don’t know what the fuck the two of you have been doing in this house, but it reeks of sex.”

“Only the surface of it,” Rhys whispered, hands still shaking as he ran them down his face. “Fuck.”

Rhys snarled. “It is bad, For so many gods-damned reasons, it is fucking bad.”

Rhys’s eyes simmered; the stars whithin them winked out. “Fuck you.”

“Like a give a fuck about Tamlin right now.”

“Get Nesta out of this city. Right now.” Rhys’s power rumbled in the room like a rising storm. “Before I fucking kill her.“

and yet i somehow still read them and complain that they're absolute shit afterwards 🫤

is it just me, or does the marketing tactic of "booktok fave!" or "hot on booktok!" or whatever... do the literal opposite of what it's intended to do?

Oh, it's popular on booktok? Guess I won't touch that one with a 20-foot pole.

I OFFICIALLY HAVE A AO3 ACCOUNTTTTTTTTT

WHY AM I SO HAPPY WHEN AN ACCOUNT ISNT EVEN NECESSARY TO FOR ME READ ✨STUFF✨

Sometimes, you hate the boy sitting next to you so much you want to punch him, but he always manages to make you giggle and never minds letting you copy an assignment. You start to steal secret glaces at him and he’ll flirt back. But at thirteen, you never know if it is real love or not.

“We were only thirteen. It was only english class. I was only the girl you were forced to sit next to because stupid assigned seats, but you talked to me anyway. You'd make smart ass remarks and you'd steal my pencils and you'd ask about my classes and every time I talked to you, you made me feel as if I was in on a secret joke.”

– lines from a story I’ll never publish

"this is me trying" i sing as i scroll through instagram telling myself ill study for that math quiz tmr

@taylorswift @taylornation

Helion is having the time of his life 🤣🤣🤣🤣

i honesly dont know what a dishwasher does. like do you stick dirty dishes inside and it washes it FOR you or does it DRY the dishes for you. cuz either way WHY do westerners hate doing the dishes?

"and this is for Lidia"

Me manifesting a scene in cc3 where Ruhn beats the shit out of Pollux

The Darkling has a sweet tooth,he plays the violin,braids his horse’s hair,has tears in his eyes every time he talks to Alina and you are telling me I am supposed to hate him cause he is the big bad VILLAIN?!?!