Xo-fangirl-xo - 3am Shower Thoughts

disclaimer (actually, more of a dont expect me to give a fuck notice)

im not supposed to be right all the time so im not gonna spend time trying to justify what i say or what i do since y'all not my bosses/ colleges/ classmates/ teachers therefore what you think of me doesnt matter. omigosh i sound so teenage angsty what? no im nice but im also mean if that makes any sense (no it does not, im aware). will post deep thoughts/ justifications if i feel like it. its social media im not supposed to do stuff i dont want unless people i know actually follow me. bye felicia have a nice life

tHat sImIlAr

House of Sky and Breath spoiler:

i found out today that people were mass reporting leah’s tiktok account for literally no reason and she ended up getting banned when she didn’t do anything wrong.

those pjo fans need to calm the fuck down

2000th listen of cardigan and @taylorswift i need to know how the fuck did you rhyme cardigan with car again because just how

Sarah saying cc3 will probably be her longest book ever 😳😳😳......ma’am koa was 1000 pages

Fourth Wing Characters And Their Red Flags (Iron Flame Spoilers)

Violet: really bad at basic math (6+1=??), constantly interrupts people when they’re about to spill the tea, caused a questionable stain on the Tyrrendor Throne.

Xaden: unresolved mommy issues, really bad at 20 questions, stuck in his emo phase, has Endgame by Taylor Swift on repeat so much it seeps into his vocabulary, inappropriate use of the communal gym showers, self-sacrificial to a fault.

Dain: patchy beard, memory thief, used his nepo baby connections to get the wingleader position even though he sucks at it, has a low key crush on Xaden (the true enemies to lovers all along).

Jesinia: writes Xaden & Violet fanfiction with explicit scenes during work hours.

Andarna: forgets to take her melatonin and makes it everyones problem.

Tairn: major exasperated dad energy, v emotional and impulsive, unresolved trauma around Naolin, superiority complex when it comes to gryphons.

Sgael: Not that good at making choices.

Nolon: HIPAA violations for sure, was the true weakest link all along.

Caroline Ashton: dared to be in the book more than Garrick???? Literally wtf.

Brennan: Faked his own death yet chose the most obvious pseudonym ever, so deep in the closet he’s living in Narnia.

Mira: the abusive sibling (she was justified tbh), really bad at getting very obvious hints.

Daddy Sorrengail: literally doesn’t have a name? Speaks in code to his children for plot reasons only. Weak heart (sure buddy).

Rhiannon: Makes every other character look bad because she’s an actual angel.

I was a dreamer born into the Court of Nightmares.

roh’s favourites: The Morrigan in A Court of Thorns & Roses by Sarah J. Maas

why the fuck does english have a word for

but not for “the day after tomorrow”

???

Sometimes, you hate the boy sitting next to you so much you want to punch him, but he always manages to make you giggle and never minds letting you copy an assignment. You start to steal secret glaces at him and he’ll flirt back. But at thirteen, you never know if it is real love or not.

“We were only thirteen. It was only english class. I was only the girl you were forced to sit next to because stupid assigned seats, but you talked to me anyway. You'd make smart ass remarks and you'd steal my pencils and you'd ask about my classes and every time I talked to you, you made me feel as if I was in on a secret joke.”

– lines from a story I’ll never publish

OVE SPOILERS

going absolutely feral with this parallel:

these violent delights (2020)

our violent ends (2021)

i’m ok