Acotar Is A Fantasy Book, So I’m Going To Stop Pretending Like I Care About The Logistics Of Why Rhysand

i miss my crabs

the userbase when tumblr attempts literally any contemporary method to profit from us that has been highly effective on every other website:

the userbase when tumblr implements the most deranged and masochistic series of features imaginable immediately after covering our dashes in thousands of crabs:

how much hate would an account no one knows about get if i make a John Green tumblr remembrance post rn?

fuck it ima do it

Sometimes, you hate the boy sitting next to you so much you want to punch him, but he always manages to make you giggle and never minds letting you copy an assignment. You start to steal secret glaces at him and he’ll flirt back. But at thirteen, you never know if it is real love or not.

“We were only thirteen. It was only english class. I was only the girl you were forced to sit next to because stupid assigned seats, but you talked to me anyway. You'd make smart ass remarks and you'd steal my pencils and you'd ask about my classes and every time I talked to you, you made me feel as if I was in on a secret joke.”

– lines from a story I’ll never publish

True

YOU ALL I JUST FOUND OUT THAT JOHN GREEN WAS DRIVEN OFF TUMBLR SEVEN YEARS AGO AND TUMBLR LOST ONE OF ITS MOST HUMOROUS PERSON TO A C0️⃣#ᴷ POST

you all horny childish idiots....

rank the men in acotar: rhys, cassian, azriel, lucien, tamlin, helion, eris, jurian, kallias

Rhys - 13/10 everything he says is 🤌. Eats paint is a bonus. Will thank Rhysie for walking over my face.

Helion - 11/10 extra point for the pegasus. and saved LoA 💯 top tier humor. Manifesting Feysand + Helion threesome

Kallias - 10/10 who doesn't like a snow king?

Azriel - 9/10 dark and moody 🥰 but talk about your feelings smh

Cassian - 7/10 too self righteous for my taste but still hot

Eris - 5/10 daddy issues. but not bad on the eyes.

Jurian - 3/10 saved feyre in acowar. but bonus points for surviving with only a finger bone and eyeball

Lucian - 2/10 no finger bone no bonus. be a bitch to my high lady and i'll be a bitch to you

Tamlin - 1/10 one point for the entertaining high lords meeting. otherwise.. "your hair is clean" no other explaination needed

"no reason, it's just hot"

Instances of Rhysand swearing in ACOSF. No reason it’s just hot.

“I don’t know what the fuck the two of you have been doing in this house, but it reeks of sex.”

“Only the surface of it,” Rhys whispered, hands still shaking as he ran them down his face. “Fuck.”

Rhys snarled. “It is bad, For so many gods-damned reasons, it is fucking bad.”

Rhys’s eyes simmered; the stars whithin them winked out. “Fuck you.”

“Like a give a fuck about Tamlin right now.”

“Get Nesta out of this city. Right now.” Rhys’s power rumbled in the room like a rising storm. “Before I fucking kill her.“

You know what breaks my heart?

Rhys would have endured Feyre hating him just so she would feel something. So she would stop being that empty shell.

She could be angry at him and hate him if it meant getting her out that big hole she fell in after the UTM.

I love Rhys so much. I love Feyre so much. They deserve the world.

I posted 75 times in 2021

18 posts created (24%)

57 posts reblogged (76%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 3.2 posts.

I added 83 tags in 2021

#sjm - 14 posts

#sarah j maas - 13 posts

#acotar - 12 posts

#tog - 10 posts

#a court of thorns and roses - 7 posts

#throne of glass - 6 posts

#aelin galythinius - 6 posts

#rowan whitethorn - 5 posts

#sjmaas - 5 posts

#rhysand - 5 posts

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#my fangirl brain is still not over the fact that acotars gonna be a tv show

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

ToG spoiler alert

I do not accept the fact that Aelin lost her powers forging the lock and banishing the Gods. As far as I’m concerned, Aelin still has her full powers. Humph. 

65 notes • Posted 2021-03-25 11:51:54 GMT

#4

Am I the only person that ships The Darkling with Alina?

68 notes • Posted 2021-04-01 16:58:39 GMT

#3

"Arobynn once told me that second place was just a nice name for first loser."

-Celaena Sardothien

75 notes • Posted 2021-04-01 17:06:34 GMT

#2

"She wasn't fated for anything. Not anymore. "

-Throne of Glass, Chapter 6

it hits differently when you're rereading

bye i'll just go sob in a corner y'all

127 notes • Posted 2021-06-21 02:21:32 GMT

#1

Friendly Reminder:

We all loved Maven at some point

179 notes • Posted 2021-06-09 10:20:34 GMT

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The thing about sjm

is that as problematic as she is, her writing touches me. I'll be reading acotar or hoeab or tog and then there's these moments where I truly feel the writing. I can connect with what sjm have written, I can connect with what Feyre, Nesta, Aelin is feeling. And she describes it in a way where I read a sentence and what I am feeling or have felt is described perfectly. And there's these sudden bursts of emotions because it's not because she wrote she's sad or she's mad, but she shows how conflicted the character feels, how helpless, how afraid these characters feel, in a way that made me realize that I'm not alone in my feelings and that others have felt what I have felt too. This is why I fell in love with her writing, with her characters. And if she's problematic, then so be it, but I'm not going to stop reading her books because I believe that the book and the author are seperate things and just because you hate the author, doesn't mean you have to hate the characters too. And even if she racist or homophobic, I still thank her for writing these books, for helping me realize that it's going to be okay through her writing.