The Real Reason

Anti: *opens the window*

Everyone else in the airplane:

Poor dude, he just wants to be one fresh hipster glitch.

last antipocalypse we had anti actually referencing the “glitch b*tch” nickname we gave him and that almost killed me

next antipocalypse i have a mighty need for schneep or anti to reference the “schneep was in the bahamas/completing in the olypmics” meme xD

just like schneep going to cut someone open and going “ah yes! i have the precision skills of an Olympic figure skater” 

imagine the possibilities lol

Anti disguising himself as one of Chases kids

@jacksoopticboop AKSKKJSKSLKSSK

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