Whenever I See An Angry Typed Face Like >:( I Can Never Take It Seriously. It Looks Like A Grumpy Little

Epic the Musical: Tournament Bracket!

Week 1: Match 3

How do professors feel when they make an exam that is too long?

I just came out of one and NOT A SINGLE PERSON finished it in time. Like, he said, "Five minutes left," and I'm just sitting there thinking, "THE FUCK YOU MEAN FIVE MINUTES? I HAVE THREE PAGES LEFT." Followed by me looking around and realizing that everyone else is still here, also stressed out.

“69” is now known as “96”.

Thanks to inflation the cost of eating out has gone way up.

meow meow meow mrrrp mrrrow

(an ominous threat for catboys and catgirls)

getting a submission like this is a threat in and of itself

A Very Smol Spamtong does a [Big Sniff.TM]

A robber held up a well-dressed man, pointing his gun and yelling, “Give me all your money!”

The man replied, “Don’t you know who I am? I’m a U.S. congressman!” 

The robber retorted, “In that case, give me all my money!”

I'm unpowerhousing your mitochondria